Spooktacular

Wal*Mart Wishes You a “Haunting” Halloween

Contrary to the word on the street, Wal*Mart says they’ll take you down if you shoplift (granted it doesn’t lose them any significant amount of time or profits…)

So… if shoplifting is stealing, what is it called when you shut down main streets all over the continent and pay your employees minimum wage?

 

PS Shoplifting may not be a prank or a joke, but it is and will always be a thrill.