Coffee? Tea? Inside Job?

November 2, 2009

The Dead Know All Y’all

Inside Job

They said our plane crashed into the Pentagon. Flight 77 was a giant fucking  jet. Think it might have done a little more damage? Wingspan, people – wingspan!

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That’s right y’all, they took us down mid-air. Not Nawaf al-Hazmi, Salem al-Hazmi, Majed Moqed, and Khalid al-Mihdhar, the American fucking government yo! I’m dead, so what are y’all going to do about it?

 

This Just In

October 29, 2009

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Spooktacular

October 29, 2009

Wal*Mart Wishes You a “Haunting” Halloween

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Contrary to the word on the street, Wal*Mart says they’ll take you down if you shoplift (granted it doesn’t lose them any significant amount of time or profits…)

So… if shoplifting is stealing, what is it called when you shut down main streets all over the continent and pay your employees minimum wage?

 

PS Shoplifting may not be a prank or a joke, but it is and will always be a thrill.

Anarchy is for Lovers

October 27, 2009

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What Is the Opposite of Victim?

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Anytime you start down that road of Poor Me, consider what part the profoundly sick society has played in your sorrow – dead end jobs, confining systems, soulless workers, poisonous air, disconnected relationships, mindless obligation, destructive greed, etc. – and ask yourself: what would an anarchist do?

What I Forgot To Tell You

October 19, 2009

What Is The One Component Essential in Achieving Rebirth?

You Guessed It:

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In order to begin anew, we must let the past die.

It is over. It cannot touch us.

However sometimes we’re holding onto the past so tightly that it must let go of us.

In order for new selves within our self to be born, we must allow other selves that do not serve us (eg. victim), to die. We are constantly new people. Every seven years the cells in our body fully regenerate. Aren’t you glad?

Second chances all around. Third chances. Fourth.

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*Okay, Healing Week can be over now. But you never know when it might experience a rebirth… Watch your back.

Work Less = Wear Less?

October 19, 2009

Liberation BC supplied a human petting zoo to the Work Less Masquerade Party this year, offering consensual petting to an array of happy animals (unlike the scared animals who get fondled at your regular petting zoos – inaccurate examples of the rest of their kind, that’s for sure.)

The Work Less Party is basically what you might think: individuals who agree that we all need to chill the fuck out.

It’s our own anxiety and rushed stress that’s killing the planet and ourselves, so if we produce less, consume less, and take more time to enjoy what we love, the Earth’s natural balance can fall back into order.

However, the Work Less Party has a few secrets up their sleeve – scroll down to see.

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Move over Brad and Angelina - we've got a new It Couple. Joanne helps spread Woody Harrelson's milk message, and no, Glenn's not an anemic scarecrow - look closer.

Move over Brad and Angelina – we’ve got a new It Couple. Joanne helps spread Woody Harrelson’s milk message, and no, Glenn’s not an anemic scarecrow – look closer.

This looks like the cover of a Watchtower pamphlet. One day...

This looks like the cover of a Watchtower pamphlet. One day…

G-Rated Jenny and Isla - representing Procter and Gamble's many victims

G-Rated Genny, and Isla – representing Procter and Gamble’s many victims

R-Rated Jenny taking home a 1st place prize for best costume.

R-Rated Genny taking home a 1st place prize for best costume.

*Jenny is tame example of the nudity at the Masquerade. Conrad Schmidt himself donned a red military jacket with no pants. Prizes were offered to those who could get naked the fastest, there was a Spank Bank in the corner where spankings were being doled out, and on one table a naked lady was being somehow not set on fire as a man rubbed a flame over her body. Work Less  – Kink More.

Another stellar costume who lit up only when you touched him. He went as "Touch Sensitive", but we affectionately referred to him as "Fork Face"

Another stellar costume. He went as “Touch Sensitive” lighting up only when touched, but we affectionately referred to him as “Fork Face”

Work Less, Pretend More

Who Done It?

So pretty!

How do you say… de-groovy, de-with-it, de-fine?

Your Welcome, Ladies. These handsome young men are somehow made more sexy by their mysteriousness. I need to get on lobbying some kind of Afghani law that makes men hide their faces in public...

These handsome young men are somehow made more debonair by their mysteriousness. I need to get on lobbying some kind of Afghani law that makes men hide their faces in public…

Spells Can Only Be Cast in a Magical World,

but Take Heart:

We Live in a Magical World…

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In day-to-day life, we are bombarded with magic – to be more precise, with the surprise intersections of people feelings, and events sometimes called coincidences. We do not even notice the great majority of these, but life is absolutely overflowing with them. Life is also full or patterns, symmetry, foreshadowing, symbolism, irony, dramatic lighting, indispensable props, crucial characters, and moments of truth. One can shrug all these off as accidents, but in so doing one loses all the benefits to be gained from investing them with meaning. Deciding to view the world through a frame that accounts for magical developments makes aspects of life visible that would otherwise ‘not exist’, and prepares one to work in the medium they provide.

Recipes for Disaster: An Anarchist Cookbook

So What Spell Do You Choose to Cast..?


Revenge of the Dumpster

October 11, 2009

The dumpster is no longer just for diving.

First day of the G20 Summit in Pittsburgh…

Win Win

October 11, 2009

Good News Y’all – No Matter What You’ve Done,

You’ve Still Won!

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How is this possible?

And how is it still Healing Week when the week is ova?

Well, it’s healing week because, like I said, the internet is a fantasyland that crosses all the boundaries of time.

Now for the harder question…

How is it possible that no matter how bad you fuck up, or have been fucked, you’re still on the right track??

The minute a problem arises, the solution for that problem also simultaneously comes into existence.

“Thoughts are like data programmed into a computer, registered on the screen of your life. If you don’t like what you see up on the screen, there’s no point in going up to the screen and trying to erase it.  Thought is cause; experience is effect. If you don’t like the effects in your life, you have to change the nature of your thinking.”

So on the most basic level, the events of our lives may hold emotional charge, but it is us who has the power to interpret situations and transform them.

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“Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. They reflect a shift in how we think, releasing the power of correction to the mind to the process of healing and correction. A miracle is not a rearrangement of figures in our dream – it is an awakening from the dream.

Old Newtonian physics claimed that things have an objective reality separate from our perception of them. Quantum physics, and particularly Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, reveal that, as our perception of an object changes, the object itself literally changes.”

Marianne Williamson

So what does it matter then whether we start out optimally, or we transform shit into the optimal? With miraculous thinking (surrendering our judgemet of an unpleasant situation and being open to viewing the situation through a new perspective), we can always flip it. Sound easy? Well, miracles aren’t meant to be difficult, that’s why they’re called miracles.


…by Helping Others to Heal Ourselves

With the heartless systems in place in our world, it’s no surprise that we nurse a constant unnamed pain in our hearts.

In order to heal from the inside out, we can all take a moment to question the food we eat and the products we buy, and acknowledge who suffered in their making.

Happy Healing Week

October 4, 2009

It’s Healing Week on Dawn of A New Era

…because I decided it is because the internet is a fantasyland ~booya~

…and because Misery Loves Company.

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We all have our crosses to bear. Or do we? *Snap* Some people just seem so frickin’ happy all the time. Well okay, we may not all have our crosses to bear, but I certainly do.

Dawn of a New Rebecca Dawn

September 30, 2009

Summer Love

You know it, you’ve mourned it…

Rising hip hop star, Rebecca Dawn, sings and rhymes about the sweet sadness of lost love in “Summer Love.”

Now here is an It Girl who can do no wrong. Well, we’re sure she’s done some wrong at some point, like the rest of us…

Rebecca Dawn lives Campeche, Mexico where she is currently saving the rainforest and conquering academia.

Cuteness of the Nth Degree

September 24, 2009

Move Over Kate Gosselin – We’ve Got A New Mother of the Year

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An 8-year-old Rhodesian Ridgeback, Katjinga, took a liking to Paulinchen, a little pot-bellied piglet after she was abandoned by her family in Germany. Katjinga’s owners breed a pair of Vietnamese pigs and rescued the runt of the litter after seeing she had been rejected by her parents and the rest of her litter.

Property developer, Roland, found the weak and struggling piglet after she was abandoned by the rest of her family one evening after she was born. “The pigs run wild on our land and the sow had given birth to a litter of five in our forest.
“I found Paulinchen all alone and when I lifted her up she was really cold.”

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Katjinga had puppies of her own 10 months ago so her owners thought she might take on the responsibility to care for little Paulinchen the Pig and sure enough the two are now inseparable. Katjinga even started nursing again for the little piggy!

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“I felt sure some local foxes would have taken the little pig that very night so I took it into my house and gave her to Katjinga. She had just finished with a litter of her own, who are now 10 months, so I thought there was a chance she might take on the duties of looking after her. Katjinga is the best mother you can imagine. She immediately fell in love with the piggy. Straight away she started to clean it like it was one of her own puppies.”

“Days later she started lactating again and giving milk for the piggy. She obviously regards it now as her own baby.”
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This is all so very Lambert…

Fuel Commits Assault

September 22, 2009

On Saturday evening, September 20, 2009, Chef Robert Belcham and another male chef made physical contact with two female activists. While chalking the sidewalk – a legal act on public property – Robert Belcham dumped an entire bucket of freezing water on a female activist, then proceeded to bodycheck her, while another male chef overtook a female activist half his size by grabbing her wrists and trying to take her chalk. This behavior is illegal. It is assault. And if it happens again, charges will be pressed.

Violence breeds violence.

When the cops arrived the next evening ready to conduct an “investigation” about the incident, they refused to proceed when the female activist pointed out her assaulter. Does this sound like an effective investigation?

Below is a video leading up to the assault. Next time we’ll have it on tape for you.

But no assault compares to a lifetime of this:

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Poison for the Soul

September 22, 2009

“Suffice it to say it is difficult for me to eat factory raised pork because I can always smell the rotting piss when I eat it.”

Robert Belcham

This is why he finds it difficult to eat factory raised pork. Not because of the squalid living conditions endured by the animals.

This week, Robert Belcham chose to serve suckling pig stuffed with foie gras diseased liver for a $100 plate dinner.

A suckling pig is a newborn pig who has only been nursed on her mother’s milk and is slaughtered between 2 and 6 weeks old.

Yes, Belcham has shoved foie gras up her ass. And yes, that's a garbage bag sitting on the food prep surface.

Yes, Belcham has shoved foie gras up her ass. And yes, that's a garbage bag sitting on the food prep surface.

“Because there are no handling facilities for such small animals, these piglets are left in chicken crates overnight on the cement landing at the yards of the abattoir. Even in the dead of winter, these tiny animals are left without food, water or warmth, squealing for hours for comfort from a mother that will never come. At such a tender age, piglets are not yet capable of regulating their own body temperature and will suffer in the cold. Such a long time for a newborn to be without liquids, its a wonder they make it to slaughter.”

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Torn away from her mother and slaughtered alone, she cries tears of her own innards out of the empty sockets of her eyes.

The “food” that Fuel serves is not “Fuel From the Earth, Fuel for the Soul”. It is not natural to slaughter a baby, and it is not natural to shove 16-inch steel pipes down the throats of ducks to fatten their livers to ten times the size (but then Belcham clearly over-feeds himself so perhaps he is not aware that over-eating is not natural…) (low blow….! Shrug.) Robert Belcham talks about supporting the local farming community, yet he ships in his foie gras from Quebec. Hypocrite much?

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LUCID DrEaMiNg!

September 18, 2009

8 Techniques to Wake Up in Your Dreams

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I’ve been practising lucid dreaming now for awhile and finally was able to trigger myself out of a dream with the technique of screaming: Lucid Dreaming! to remind myself that I was in a world of my own creation. I was able to fly (which in my dreams is more like the swimming levels in Mario World…), but then I fell back into the dream and got sidetracked on some plotline of telling people I was from the future (hence the flying)…

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How can we take lucid dreaming to the next level and learn the secrets of the dream world?

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The experience of being in a lucid dream clearly demonstrates the astonishing fact that the world we see is a construct of our minds. This concept, so elusive when sought in waking life, is the cornerstone of spiritual teachings. It forces us to look beyond everyday experience and ask, "If this is not real, what is?"

In order to acquire that “rush” of knowing that we are dreaming (how nice would it be to have this option in real life…), to break the loop of reoccurring nightmares, and to re-map our neural pathways, here are some tricks for reaching a state of lucidity:

  1. Dream Recall: write down your dreams as soon as you wake up in the morning. Not only are they educational to access the catacombs of your mind, but when you become familiar with their patterns it becomes easier to recognize them while you are dreaming.
  2. Reality Testing: carry a piece of text with you in your waking life and read it from time to time. Read the text intermittently to test that you are in “reality”. If you are dreaming, chances are the text will change when you look twice at it.
  3. Fly: visualize yourself flying or doing something that you would like to do in your next lucid dream.
  4. Scream: practice saying the words: Lucid Dreaming! to yourself throughout the day. Or, yell them in your car for scream therapy. This will remind you to say them in your dream – a cue to remind yourself you’re dreaming.
  5. Set the Intention: before bed, intend to wake up in your dream. Say to yourself: “tonight, I will wake up in my dream” and repeat it like a mantra.
  6. Wake Up: lucid dreaming is more prone to occur during naps and other sleep interruptions (like puking!), so set the alarm (I have an ocean waves alarm so the wake up isn’t so rough) if you want to break on through to the other side.
  7. Relax: once you wake up in the dream be like a poker player with a winning hand. Too much excitement will wake you up.
  8. Spin: once you’re lucid, the motion of spinning (like a kid trying to get dizzy) can re-stimulate the dream into action if your realistic mind starts to buzz-kill the dream.

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Oswiecim

September 14, 2009

These Little Piggies Didn’t Get to Go Home

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Unlike Allister, these pigs never had a home and are most likely leaving the factory farm they’ve suffered in their entire lives to be crammed inside a truck (sometimes without food or water for up to 3 or 4 days), and left at the slaughter house.

I watched these pigs for a moment on the Highway 1 struggling for space in this crammed truck bed on the way to their deaths, then pressed an “Even if You Like Meat…” pamphlet against the window as I passed. But we are all so deeply embedded in the chain, aren’t we? From the truck drivers who need to pay their bills, to those of us veggies who come up a little short on rent and end up serving chicken at a wedding banquet… And if you speak up too loudly about the violence, you just might lose your job.

But the consumer choices we make on a daily basis do matter. So do the letters we send, the demos we attend, the alternatives to old patterns we dream up, and the information we share.

Tempeh Bacon

Tempeh Bacon

Tempeh Bacon Recipe

  • 3 Tbs. Bragg’s liquid aminos or soy sauce
  • 1/3 cup apple cider
  • 1 tsp. tomato paste
  • 1/4 tsp. liquid smoke
  • 1 8-ounce package tempeh
  • 2 cloves garlic, crushed
  • 2 Tbs. peanut oil or vegetable oil
  1. To make the marinade combine the soy sauce, cider, tomato paste and liquid smoke in a wide, shallow bowl or pan and mix with a fork until the tomato paste is fully dissolved.
  2. Cut the tempeh into thin strips (less than 1/4 inch thick) lengthwise. You should be able to get about 12 strips. Rub the strips with the crushed garlic, then toss the garlic cloves into the marinade. Submerge the tempeh strips in the marinade and let sit, for at least an hour and up to overnight. After marinating, discard the garlic.
  3. Heat the oil in an 11 or 12 inch skillet over medium heat. Add the tempeh strips and cook for 4 minutes on one side; the bottom should be nicely browned. Flip the strips over and pour the remainder of the marinade over them. If there isn’t much marinade left add a splash of water. Cover and let cook for 3 more minutes, or until the liquid is absorbed. Uncover and check for doneness; if necessary keep cooking uncovered until all sides are nicely browned. Remove from heat and serve.

    This patch was once intended for the Polish-Jewish inmates, but P is now for Pig.
    Once intended for Polish Jewish inmates, P is now for pig.

On the eve of the 8th “anniversary” of 9/11, Perez Hilton posted this on his blog:

Charlie Sheen Must Be Bored, Yaps Away About 9/11 Conspiracy Theories

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Talk about vying for attention!

Charlie Sheen has written an open letter to President Barack Obama asking him to reopen the investigation about 9/11. Charlie is convinced that “the official story behind 9/11 is a fraud” and by pulling this stunt just a few short days before the eighth anniversary, we can only imagine he is attempting to get some other crackpots to jump on the bandwagon. In his letter to the President, Charlie claims that “9/11 has been the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights.” Charlie also believes the “Bush/Cheney regime” and the CIA orchestrated 9/11 as a ploy to invade Iraq.

Let it go, Charlie. Concentrate on your career, something you can control and will get paid to talk crazy for.


Before I begin this letter let’s get two things straight:

1. I’m by no means a Charlie Sheen fan past Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
2. I read Perez Hilton for the following reasons:
a) to spin any celebrity stories related to animal rights, and
b) the pink crack factor. Credit where credit is due, when one feels like turning off one’s brain for a moment, Perez

somehow has the best sources in the biz, combined with an apt for narrative commentary (although his own
self-promotion tends to taint his “opinions”).

Dear Perez:

The official story behind 9/11 is a fraud.

This can be proved with the simple fact that Building 7, the third building to collapse during the terrorist attacks controlled demolition, was NOT EVEN MENTIONED  in the official 9/11 commission report. Not to mention that this investigation was not conducted by an independent party outside the government. If this does not raise a red flag for you – that a 47 story building that collapsed to dust due to several small fires was so callously left out of this supposedly meticulous report – then what in Britney’s nipple tassles could?

Damage to the other surrounding WTC buildings was much worse, and yet they did not magically disintegrate in 6.5 seconds (a textbook controlled demolition speed) as Building 7 did. Building 7 is the first steel-beamed building to collapse due to fire EVER in history. Not only this, but firefighters and news crews predicted this collapse (..?)  What pretense did these individuals have for this revelatory prediction when Building 7 was the first ever of its kind to collapse?

In this open letter, I will only ask you to meditate on the scam of Building 7, although there are buildings and buildings more evidence regarding 9/11 that are worth re-examining.

To fully honor those who perished in 9/11, their families, and those of us who still reside on this planet, what is so crazy about re-questioning the incongruous information gathered to explain the events of 9/11? We all have the right to our opinions, but more importantly, we have a duty to research those opinions before deciding upon them, and if we are afraid to question conclusions that we have arrived at – this is the true indicator that those conclusions cannot hold steady in the face of evolving truth. Millions of people now believe that the government had minimal to full implications in the 9/11 attacks, with a larger percentage of the population growing every day as new information surfaces, and as engineers and  architects help us to understand the nature of controlled demolition. The true definition of a “conspiracy” is that of a ploy orchestrated by a small group of people. Does a small group of military-trained men with no access to the WTC fit the bill? Or does a think-tank with a skeleton key, mass warfare, and a financial greed that has already attacked most corners of the world fit the bill?

It may have taken us a while, but now is the time to re-question why these events occurred. We are still at war, we are still at the mercy of terrorist-labeling governments, and we are still targets for further economic ammunition.

So maybe, Perez, you should concentrate on your stating-the-obvious career and get back to calling the whory ‘whory’ and the unpretty ‘unpretty’, something you can control and will get paid to talk crazy about.

Pissed-offedly,

Isla Kay, and all those who support a new investigation into 9/11

The following presentation is a collaboration of scientific findings presented by The Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth

…Worth 2 Hours of Your Life!

A is for Anarchy

September 10, 2009

A for Anarchy

Traces of anarchy everywhere you look…

“The very use of the word ‘violence’ to describe the actions of protesters in the face of the police state we witnessed is ridiculous. Pepper spraying a girl repeatedly in the face after she attempted to hand a flower to a police officer is violence. A broken Macy’s window is not. And even though some activists don’t prefer property damage as a tactic, maintaining some amount of perspective is important. What is a broken window compared to a million Iraqis killed, or entire cities destroyed by the U.S. occupation forces? A whole lot of windows get broken when the U.S. drops bombs. Which is the bigger concern?”

-Katrina Plotz, member of the Anti-War Committee and
the Coalition to March on the RNC and Stop the War

Some Pig

September 10, 2009

Do You Want to Go For A Walk?

Isla and CL and Allister

Oops-A-Dazy is a rescue and sanctuary organization that helps animals find homes and also provides sanctuary for rescued farm animals.

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