Inglourious Basterds?

Is Brad Pitt a Baby Killer?

Does Angelina empathize with factory farmed animals?

Okay, we all heard from Handler the other day that Angelina Jolie doesn’t have any female friends because she’s a c-u-n-t. Then I found this quote:

“I joke that a big, juicy steak is my beauty secret,” Jolie, 35, recently told reporters. “But seriously, I love red meat.

“I was a vegan for a long time, and it nearly killed me. I found I was not getting enough nutrition.” Meanwhile, partner Brad Pitt is allegedly unhappy with Angelina’s meat addiction, and prefers their children eat a vegetarian diet.

Hmm… I’ve always respected Jolie as a strong woman. Never believe the crap I read about her. Maybe she is a c-u-n-t?

I have to say, a vegan diet is my beauty secret. Less chemicals, lighter lifestyle and essentially – purity of the heart.

I also think this is funny because Jolie previously reported that she was super skinny (which she still is, btw, on a diet of pure blood and guts) because she was grieving her mother. I don’t think Jolie needs to blame her eating isuses on veganism. I’ve been vegan for years and I’ve got curves. Have a vegan milkshake, girlfriend.

Jolie does digress however, admitting that maybe red meat isn’t her beauty secret… but she just likes it. That same taste for blood that most average people hang on to – what they’re used to.

But this post was initially about Brad. According to snippet on People…

“After a champagne toast, the couple’s meal began with soft-boiled eggs infused with truffles, followed by an artichoke soup with a glass of white wine. For main dishes, “she took a lobster dish, and he ordered a cote de veau, with mashed potatoes seasoned with truffles.” Their wine accompaniment was a Bordeaux: a Paulliac from Chateau Lynch Bages.”

Cote de Veau is veal, and well – you know People ~ they get it wrong – they get sued.

So what’s the real story with Brad and Angelina. Do these baby lovers hate babies?

And do any of their humanitarian deeds mean anything if they don’t give a fuck about the unfathomable suffering taking place this very second on factory farms all over the world?

Charity going out doesn’t mean much when it’s based on a sick, tangled abusive energy source.

Let’s send out a mass tweet to Brangelina’s PR.